At 5, I Identified as a Pirate
So they took me to the Children's Hospital to have Pirate Modification Surgery. My eye, leg and hand were removed...
Month: March 2023
New & Improved
We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him a better Liberal than he was. More Corrupt, More Hateful, More...
I Just Finished Preparing My Taxes
And it looks like I owe Ukraine $6,548
They’re Republicands
https://www.daveschultz.com/2023/03/theyre-republicans/
Three Times in Two Weeks
https://www.daveschultz.com/2023/03/there-they-go-again/
Women Have Realized That Men Make Better Women
Why else would they be the ones finding it so acceptable?
Holley Interviews Dave Schultz on Screamin’ Woody
https://youtu.be/UHyQ2BKaG0c
Congress Has Biden’s Bank Records
https://www.daveschultz.com/2023/03/congress-received-biden-bank-records/
How I Spent My Spring Break in Florida
By Dave Schultz The below is a couple of frames from a video of my wreck last Friday at Orlando...
White Folk
Will only be villains in future Disney movies and Children's Shows.
Johnny Quest
Race Bannon taught kids the proper way to "Cover and Concealment" back in 1964.
Goth Midget Porn
When your grandson jailbreaks your ROKU and finds Goth Midget Porn.
Guess Who Else
Arrested their political enemies?
The Secret to a Perfect Marriage
Is to keep a man's stomach full and his balls empty. Follow me for more marriage advice.
Imagine if You Will
A Place Where the Person Who Was Extorted is Arrested Instead of the Extorter
